Lump off.

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

fappuclno:

*gets home from school*

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ratchetmessreturns:

Wonder if groupon has any deals on his services?

ratchetmessreturns:

Wonder if groupon has any deals on his services?

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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rowling-in-the-deep:

if you don’t burst out singing your favourite songs when you’re home alone you’re lying

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

dietchola:

"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence