Lump off.

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

weavemunchers:

When your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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person: you look dead
me: thanks
unclefather:

When did she say this. I want proof

unclefather:

When did she say this. I want proof

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction